girl traps
July 18th, 2001, 12:22 a.m.

earlier / later

Silly women.

Women often think that I will fall prey to their traps just because I have an extra appendage that hangs between my legs.

Well, even though I am not gay, and I am not an asshole, I do not give in to their mind traps and games.

With this ability to subvert these ruses of reverse psychology, guilt trips, exaggerations, mockeries, sexiness and other traps ... I am able to observe these behaviors objectively.

When a member of the opposite sex attempts to lure me into some trap to get what she wants from me I simply smile and do what I like. I suggest that all men everywhere do the same and attempt to level the emotional battlefield.

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