Now this IS a knife!
July 11th 2001, 2:44 p.m.

earlier / later

A friend, who will be shortly entering the Army, told me that he wants to get a concealed weapons permit and carry "a big fucking knife".

I told him that was crazy, because a "big fucking knife" isn't practical.

He said, "sure it is, a lot more practical than a gun"!

I thought about this, and asked him how many times he's needed to shoot or stab someone versus how many times he's need to cut open a box.

He said not very often, but maybe that would change.

I hope he didn't mean that as wishful thinking.

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