People say that dogs are full of character, they're smart, and they're loyal. Well, if dogs are so smart, loyal, and deep in character then why do they beg for attention, beg for food, and wait anxiously at the door for their master to return?
I much prefer the cat's attitude: "Do whatever the fuck ya want, I'll jump on your lap when I wanna say HI, meanwhile I'll be sleeping over here".
