Never in my life have I been so annoyed by this phenomenon until I moved to Gainesville ... a former home of college partying. These women, who complain about the "hott" guy at the bakery who won't return their phone calls, or their car smelling funny, or the guys at the club who won't buy them drinks, makes me wonder! Are they stupid, mentally insane, or just blind? Do they not realize they are fat .... really really fat. Do they not realize that people are generally NOT attracted to fat people. I cite EVERY single major source of media as proof of this and the role models portrayed therein.

But as a majority these women piss me off. A tube top should not be topping three belly rolls of fat that hang over the size 16 Old Navy Jeans that are still three sizes too small! And I say women, because these ARE mainly women. A fat man will usually accept this fact and dress accordingly. He will get on with his life by either trying to make himself look better through clothing, hairstyle, personality, etc. But you will hardly ever see a really really fat guy walking around, oiled-up, with no shirt on and tight shorts! ... the equivalent of these unfortunate whale women who should be wearing moo-moos. While unattractive, the moo-moo says to people, I'm fat and I accept it.

And Ladies ..... IF you're in denial and don't wish to be labeled as fat .... too bad. Changing the word "fat" to "big boned" or "overweight" or "athletic" isn't going to change the condition. Neither is wearing tight, skimpy, leopard-print clothing. Just because you WISH you could fit into such clothing, doesn't mean that wearing it suddenly makes you Ally McBeal thin.