Cuddle-Sex
August 11, 2004, 12:52 a.m.

earlier / later

Are you like I was ... confused about sex? No, not the pleasuring the woman part, or the lasting longer part; but the 'How long do I have to fucking cuddle with her afterward' part!

How long is too long, and how long is long enough? These have been questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of existence ... or at least since the 60's womens' rights movement.

Well, after extensive research (which means asking my girlfriend) and utilizing a team of professionals to process the results (our two dogs) I have solved this torment of the bedroom (or bathroom floor).

Chart 1A shows the amount of time needed to cuddle in the post-coitus period to the maximum satisfaction of the woman as well as the ridiculousness of labeling a chart with numbers when it is the only one in the document.

CHART 1a

Please use this information so that you may better please your woman ... or perhaps your highly sensitive man-friend. Nick Rose and associates assume no responsibility for said use of the Cuddle-Sex Ratio findings and assume you don't either.

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