My Hurricane Dream
August 14, 2004, 12:29 a.m.

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FUCK!

Why can't I, for once, be in the middle of a freakin' hurricane? It's uncanny; I've been in the path of 8 or so hurricanes in my time in Florida, and not once have I been in one.

'Yeah, here it comes, it's coming our way, let's get prepared. Okay ....

batteries - check, radio - check, water - check, fill up tub - check, candles - check, turn UP fridge - check, bring inside possible wind-missiles - check.... turn on The Weather Channel - check.

Alright, everyone ready? Okay, here it comes, directly toward our town. It's coming, it's coming .... AH FUCK it's turning, it's turning ...!!!!!'

Can't this simple boy just have one dream come true?!

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