Broadband Elites
November 30th, 2001, 11:10 a.m.

earlier / later

Nothing from me right now, but I wanted to share this with you all. It's from Bobby at Perceptions:

" if aliens ever call me to ask what i did to help prevent the war between the have-nots and those with broadband internet connections, the war that made earth crack in half like a dropped jawbreaker, i'd say, "can you please hold on? i'm getting another call," and then i'd hang up on them so they'd think it was an accident. then i'd leave the phone off the hook so they'd get the busy signal whenever they pressed redial. "

Enjoy, and have a bitchin' Frietag.

Nick's recommended song of the day:

Janis Joplin's 'Kosmic Blues'.

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