Well, I'm sure if you really actually truly care, you're wondering "Where the fuck have you been?" Well kids, that's an interesting question, with an interesting answer. Since my last update I have started a second job working, What-a-surprise ... Security. I have been homeless; I slept on floors, in garages, and on couches. I found a new place with a nice goil and the bassist for the hottest band in town. And I have also made some great new friends, which include a two-and-a-half year old who likes to throw things.
All this in mind, I think it's excusable that I haven't updated in a while. So don't worry my web-buddies, I shall update again! Keep checking and the 10,000th page reload gets two tickets to the superbowl.
