Walking out last night as the store manager carried two bouquets of flowers to her car and the cash office manager trotted alongside we saw a bouquet of a dozen red roses on the ground, smashed, but still somewhat fresh.

"Awww," I said, "it looks like someone forgot their roses. Maybe someone put them on their girlfriend's car...". Then the cash office manager said "... or she threw them there," and they both broke out into hysterical laughter which lasted until they had seated themselves in their cars.