girl: some of the craziest shit i've done i haven't even written aboutme: Like what?
girl: i was going to write a detailed account of my sex in Central Park story
girl: but i didn't
me: What happened? I'm intrigued now.
girl: and some of the shit that went down this summer in London, i didn't write about
girl: well, i had sex in Central Park a couple weeks ago
girl: with a guy from Oklahoma
girl: i got mosquito bites
me: funny
I wrote about it for her.