The human body is an amazingly ineffecient and high-maintainence machine. Food, drink, coffee, ciggarettes, pills for energy. 8 hours of sleep a night. Pills for sleep. More food. More sleep. Constant cleaning. Constant work. More sleep. More food. More cleaning. It's like a goddamn piece of shit Czechoslovakian car.
Then again, our bodies do last longer than our cars. Maybe that has to do with the paint job? You ever get the feeling that Katie Couric or Tammy Fae Baker have those really bad paint jobs, like they got ripped off at a cheap uptown body shop. That's one thing I'm glad I don't have to deal with.
