If you don't have it already, download Silverchair's "Tommorrow" .... ah memories!!....................................
"Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are ... at Best Buy"
-- by: Nick Rose
Rosencrantz(a.k.a. Customer): "Do you have an internal PCI 'scuzzy' adaptor card?"
Guildenstern(a.k.a. Employee/Nick): "No, I'm sorry, we don't"
Rosencrantz:"What do you mean?"
Guildenstern: "I mean to say that 'No, I'm sorry, we don't have them"
Rosencrantz: "You mean to say that 'No, I'm sorry, we don't have them'! or 'No, I'm sorry we don't carry them'!"?
Guildenstern: "Exactly"!
Rosencrantz: "Exactly what"?
Guildenstern: "Exactly to what you said".
Rosencrantz: "Well, which part of what I said"?
Guildenstern: "The part that was correct"!
Rosencrantz: "I would hope so......."
Guildenstern: "As would I"!
Rosencrantz: "But it remains to be seen which part was correct"!
Guildenstern: "I see precisely which part is correct".
Rosencrantz: "Alright, let's give this a try again".
Guildenstern: "A'ight".
Rosencrantz: "Do you carry an Internal PCI 'scuzzy' adaptor card"?
Guildenstern: "No, I'm sorry, we don't".
Rosencrantz: "Why not"?
Guildenstern: "Because we don't"!
Rosencrantz: "Why not"?
Guildenstern: "I don't know, I guess Best Buy doesn't want to carry them"!
Rosencrantz: "So you want me to go to a competitor"?
Guildenstern: "Not neccessarily, but I don't have what you're looking for"!
Rosencrantz: "So you're telling me to go somewhere else"?
Guildenstern: "I suppose that's your only option here".
Rosencrantz: "This isn't good customer satisfaction"!
Guildenstern: "I'm sorry, but Best Buy doesn't carry what you're looking for"!
Rosencrantz: "I can't believe you're telling me to go somewhere else"!
Guildenstern: "I'm not telling you to do anything, but if you'd like to purchase what you're looking for you're going to have to....".
Rosencrantz: "Great....REAL good customer satisfaction"!!
Guildenstern: "I'm sorry sir, but if I could pull an INTERNAL SCSI ADAPTOR CARD out of my ass and sell it to you I would, but unfortunately I can't ..."
Rosencrantz: "I see...."
Guildenstern: ".... and I'm certainly not going to go to another store, buy that item, come back here, and sell it to you in the name of customer satisfaction".
Rosencrantz: "Are we dead"?
Guildenstern: "What is death"!?
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This is what I got written up for at work a few months ago ... sans the silly first part and the death part.
more to come ....
same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!