Anyway, I've come to the conclusion once again, for the Nth time in my life, that women are evil. And with this conclusion I declare that I am immune! I refuse to fall prey to the evilness inherit in the female mystique. And once again I feel no confusion about what to do. I'm proud and you should be proud for me, damnit ... because I said so.
So, I'm sure I've left you with the options to judge me now as either being gay, neurotic, or simply masculinely empowered. Hopefully it's one of the latter two.
