I was reading in the paper yesterday about a funeral home that returned a dead man's corpse to his widow's house ... and left it on the front porch ... after she refused to pay for her deceased husband's service. Now, as gross as this sounds, I love this idea. But I also love the idea ... in reverse; Not satisfied with a product or service, then return it ... no notice or explanation ... just return it ... even if it's food ... that you ate two days ago.
I believe in never arguing with the person(s) who serve or cook your food, but who says you can't return it ex post facto? Just leave a big ol' heaping helping of Taco Bell's latest crappy mix of corn and meat ... on their doorstep.
Not satisfied with an oil change service ... return the oil ... they usually require that you do this by placing it neatly on the steps to their fine establishment.
Not satisfied with the lawn service ... well then just bring them your grievances ... and leave it on their doorstep.
See, who says you can't have a sense of humor after being shafted by local businesses?
