I eat babies.
May 07, 2005, 1:45 a.m.

earlier / later

Does anyone else have intense desires to piss off others with really caustic and direct bumper stickers?

Maybe my expectations are too high, but I'm kind of peeved that no dumbass rednecks have spit on or vandalized my car yet. I guess I'll just need to try a harsher phrase.

I was thinking maybe "If I were as dumb as you, I'd probably vote Republican too!". Apparently my last one: "I eat the babies of ignorant truck-driving white trash" wasn't volatile enough.

No one else has the desire to invite danger and mischief into their life? Hmmm.

I need a vacation.

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