Me: understandable, especially since I hate breakfast

Me: What sucks for me is coming home after working two jobs for 9 - 14 hours and seeing that my ex has called 12 more times and left two more obscene messages.

My ex-girlfriend has decided to begin semi-stalking me, and I say 'semi' stalking because I'm not sure if she's doing it or not. She just "happens" to call to harass me when I walk into my door with a female acquaintance. She just happens to call right when I've awoken in the morning. She also just happens to only be calling recently not too long after I get home. And of course, the phone-calls are oh so substantive.

She also just "happened" the throw food on my front step and on my back window. Very mature, I know, but hey, I don't pick em, they just gravitate to me it seems.

This is what I get for breaking up with someone in the middle of a relationship that wasn't failing. She desires closure, it seems, and I guess she feels that will come by tossing spaghetti and eggs onto my front door.