1.) Church = Fashion Contest

2.) Press Release = Propaganda

3.) Lost & Found = Property of Us Now

4.) Caution, Wet Floor = "Please Don't Sue Us"

5.) Laptop P.C. = Broken Computer

6.) Club = see Church

7.) Car Fanatic = Guy With Small Penis

8.) MTV = Disease symptomized by annoying headache and loss of cognitive brain function

9.) FOX News = Pentagon Public Relations Office

10.) The Pentagon = George Bush's Toy