July 30, 2005 - Mawwiage
May 31, 2005 - Someone Like You
May 29, 2005 - Just say 'Thank You'
May 15, 2005 - Beaten American
May 09, 2005 - Social Schmaltz
May 07, 2005 - I eat babies.
April 19, 2005 - Sexual Predators
April 10, 2005 - Respect My Authoritay
April 07, 2005 - Em Kcuf
March 28, 2005 - Who gives a shit.
March 24, 2005 - A toker and a lover.
February 26, 2005 - State of the Diseased
February 25, 2005 - A New Classic Sham
February 22, 2005 - They hate our freedom
February 22, 2005 - They hate our freedom
February 22, 2005 - Overly dramatic bullshit
January 16, 2005 - Sweet things.
December 28, 2004 - Stupidity of tsunamic proportions.
December 23, 2004 - Work Vacation
December 15, 2004 - HippyDoDa
December 02, 2004 - Anyone seen my (ooow) painkillers?
November 24, 2004 - About 20 hours of shlock.
November 18, 2004 - Retired Porn Stars
November 18, 2004 - War on Somethingoranother
November 15, 2004 - Sexually Baked Marijuana Nicknames
November 04, 2004 - Post Election Blues
November 03, 2004 - Red States Know Best
November 03, 2004 - Semi-Automatic Idiots
November 03, 2004 - Stupid Fucking Country
November 02, 2004 - Kerry by a landslide??
October 29, 2004 - Laughing at it all.
October 21, 2004 - Do you like Polls?
October 19, 2004 - Yankee fans are TERRORISTS!!!
October 05, 2004 - CheneyMan
October 05, 2004 - A Prayer for War
September 23, 2004 - apathetic altruism
September 06, 2004 - Hurricane Frances
August 25, 2004 - Nothing Today
August 23, 2004 - Student Crossing
August 20, 2004 - No Medals
August 17, 2004 - Violent
August 17, 2004 - Fuck the Draft
August 14, 2004 - My Hurricane Dream
August 11, 2004 - Cuddle-Sex
August 10, 2004 - New Layout 5
June 14, 2004 - Knight Rider & Coffee
March 03, 2004 - Naaah .... no similarities!
January 03, 2004 - Trees for the forest, what does that mean?
November 16, 2003 - Knew Knee
November 05, 2003 - Do ya feel lucky Punk!?
November 04, 2003 - nothing original 03
October 26, 2003 - a new family
October 26, 2003 - not dead
September 26, 2003 - Hairy Kisses
September 19, 2003 - amazing
September 09, 2003 - From the Horse's Mouth
September 07, 2003 - Not Sara
August 30, 2003 - Simple hypocrisy.
August 26, 2003 - A path less traveled ... for good reason.
August 22, 2003 - If The Sun Refused to Shine
August 20, 2003 - 200th Episode of the Nick Show
August 12, 2003 - Oh look dear... another Kelly.
August 06, 2003 - Silly Kids
August 06, 2003 - Truth is stranger than fiction.
July 21, 2003 - runawaylittleredridinghood
July 17, 2003 - I Don't Know Shit
July 14th, 2003 - Colorful coincidence
June 25, 2003 - The Real Meanings
June 18th, 2003 - Moderation Isn't Working
June 13th, 2003 - moderately interesting
June 9th, 2003 - Travis Bickle = Me
June 3rd, 2003 - Never Too Old
May 29th, 2003 - Jesus Freak get away!
May 26th, 2003 - Pissy Late-Afternoon Hangover
May 3rd, 2003 - Harpers Index Excerpt
April 13th, 2003 - No Board Shorts and No Dark Poetry ... thank god!
April 10th, 2003 - Great Pussy
April 1st, 2003 - Feel any safer?
April 1st, 2003 - Q & A
March 28th, 2003 - Idiota!
March 28th, 2003 - Eh!
March 25th, 2003 - Damn, I wish I was elsewhere.
March 21st, 2003 - More Harmful
February 22nd, 2003 - Impersonating
February 16th, 2003 - Woohoo, go TIDE!
February 14th, 2002 - Only a woman ......
February 12th, 2003 - Dear Nick!
February 7th, 2003 - If only you knew .....
February 4th, 2003 - YeeHAAAaaaw!
January 29th, 2003 - Gay, Neurotic, or Empowered?
January 29th, 2003 - I'm the MAN, and not the good kind.
January 29th, 2003 - At Least It's Not Porn
January 27th, 2003 - The Bucs Did Whaaaaa?
January 21st, 2003 - Male Double Standards
January 20th, 2003 - I'm not happy.
January 16th, 2003 - it'll only take a second
January 11th, 2003 - Yeah
January 06, 2003 - Faith is the Antithesis of Proof
January 01, 2003 - New Years Blues
December 5th, 2002 - Fucking White People
November 27th, 2002 - Whacky Poets
November 26th, 2002 - garbage-ass CDs from petty thieves
November 22, 2002 - Where to find your TOOL clothes.
October 25th, 2002 - In the spirit of Girls-Suck
October 11, 2002 - Chasing Bottles
October 7th, 2002 - For someone else.
October 7th, 2002 - I like Moisture
October 15th, 2002 - insane 2am drunk ranting
October 3rd, 2002 - Good Ideas Drenched In Sarcasm
October 3rd, 2002 - Cats and idiots.
October 3rd, 2002 - Registered WHAT?
September 12, 2002 - Remembrance Porn
Sept 11, 2002 - Which 9-11 CD should I buy?
September 5th, 2002 - Dee Knee, Dee Knee
August 25th, 2002 - Where the Hell Have you Been?
July 16th, 2002 - Wise old men vs. Valley Girls
July 5th, 2002 - Night of a thousand bangs.
July 1st, 2002 - Coffee Ranting once again
June 27th, 2002 - A Twisted Kind of History
June 24th, 2002 - Damn Eurodrugs
June 19th, 2002 - Now it's YOUR turn!
June 17th, 2002 - Baking on a DoorMat
June 16th, 2002 - Sure, I'll give you guys a lift!
June 13th, 2002 - Music = Lifestyle ..... NOT!
June 10th, 2002 - No Witty Insights
June 9th, 2002 - crap crap crap shit
May 31, 2002 - Anthony Rules.
May 20th, 2002 - Neurosis du jour
May 16th, 2002 - Austin Powers 3 is Today's Top News?
May 6th, 2002 - No more dirty dishes on the floor.
May 2nd, 2002 - Cold Smoothie Daydream
April 23rd, 2002 - Whyfukcantiwakupia
April 3rd, 2002 - A Feat Only Fit For Superman
April 1st, 2002 - Dumb Cracka'
March 28th, 2002 - Sex with WHAT?
March 27th, 2002 - Costnerian Dilemna
March 27th, 2002 - To Quote Emerson ........
March 24th, 2002 - Praise Allah.
March 22nd, 2002 - Death Threats to Myself
March 17th, 2002 - Toys in the Attic, He is Crazy.
March 13th, 2002 - Turning Point
March 10th, 2002 - My car gets better mileage.
March 9th, 2002 - Silent Reference
March 8th, 2002 - Sexual negligence?
March 07, 2002 - Alzheimer's Takes Away The Pain
March 06, 2002 - Picture in Picture
March 06, 2002 - Truth lies at home, or where the kidnapper hid you.
February 26th, 2002 - Mr Rose
February 21st, 2002 - Holla this way.
February 17th, 2002 - Do you know where the bathroom is?
February 15th, 2002 - Up and down and all around.
February 6th, 2002 - How to Dress Like a Massive Tool
2002-02-01 - post-materialism blues
January 22nd, 2002 - we need to [ahem] talk
January 19th, 2002 - Overheard
January 14th, 2002 - Cliche you say.
January 14th, 2002 - here kitty kitty kitty
January 13th, 2002 - Reelly Messed Up
January 11th, 2002 - wishful thinking
January 9th, 2002 - Camp College
January 8th, 2002 - Annoying repetitiveness repetitiveness
January 7th, 2002 - Photolinguastupiditis
January 6th, 2002 - Badass big balls
January 6th, 2002 - Irony with a fork, please.
December 31st, 2001 - Not Another Nick Entry
December 31st, 2001 - too early
December 29th, 2001 - Incompetence
December 27th, 2001 - pizza delivery redundancy
December 23rd, 2001 - Going "home" soon?
December 23rd, 2001 - License to maim ... I mean drive.
December 20th, 2001 - Javacism or Javaligion?
December 16th, 2001 - Flying cars or dying duracells.
December 10th, 2001 - Hi, how are you doing today?
December 9th, 2001 - short description
November 30th, 2001 - Broadband Elites
November 28th, 2001 - low-expectation-having motherf**ker
November 26th, 2001 - Evil Doers
November 18th, 2001 - Caution: Wild Human Beings
November 14th, 2001 - Don't blow up our death star.
November 11th, 2001 - Easy on my head, buddy.
November 6th, 2001 - See you at Disney World. BRING MONEY!
November 6th, 2001 - Social Conditioning my ass!
November 4th, 2001 - 8,000,000,000,000,000,000 people can't be wrong.
November 4th, 2001 - Life is not a paxil commercial.
October 31st, 2001 - bag of vodka and rum
October 29th, 2001 - I've got my foot in my mouth. I think?
October 17th, 2001 - mild delusion
October 16th, 2001 - flag me baby
October 11th, 2001 - Suck it Trebek
October 9th, 2001 - Did you hear sumthin' boss?
October 8th, 2001 - We're going to take over the world Pinky.
October 6th, 2001 - Stuck in a Well
October 6th, 2001 - the end.
October 6th, 2001 - The Father, The Son, and the Holy Carlin
October 6th, 2001 - Cat Nap
October 6th, 2001 - a short description
October 2nd, 2001 - Nick is feeling "PISS OFF". Have a nice day.
October 1st, 2001 - Mommy can I have a gun?
Sept 27th, 2001 - Don't Kill Innocent People, But We Can!
Sept 26th, 2001 - I wish I could answer like this
Sept 20th, 2001 - It's Easy MmmKay
Sept 19th, 2001 - just a cup of coffee please!
Sept 18th, 2001 - Coffee Monster
Sept 16, 2001 - I'm not evil, am I?
Sept 14, 2001 - the wrong direction
Sept 12, 2001 - A Day of Infamy and Presumptions
August 28th, 2001 - Pop-Up Nick
August 10th 2001 - hippy dippy parents
August 8th 2001 - our Friendly Frat Friend
July 18th, 2001 - girl traps
July 11th 2001 - Now this IS a knife!
July 11th 2001 - Karma Sutra
July 11th 2001 - Pizza in Gainesville
July 6th 2001 - boxes for bitches
July 6th 2001 - friendly strangers
July 6th 2001 - sororities suck
July 6th 2001 - Electricity vs furniture
July 6th 2001 - stupid americans
June 29th 2001 - git im Hoss!
June 22nd 2001 - it's all downhill from here
June 20th 2001 - Thunder Fart
June 20th, 2001 - death becomes me
June 19th 2001 - Dr. Lafectra
June 18th, 2001 - Obese Monkey
June 16th, 2001 - shortcut to the sun
June 16th, 2001 - Weedco Industries
June 14th 2001 - Ride wit ya
June 11th 2001 - debt
June 8th, 2001 - money to blow
June 7th, 2001 - fruity romances
June 6th, 2001 - silly egyptians
June 6th, 2001 - Price is Wrong, Bitch
June 3rd 2001 - Pop Feces
May 31st, 2001 - drink til ya puke
May 30th, 2001 - miss cleo kills
May 17th, 2001 - Pa, is that a whale?
May 15th, 2001 - Music of the masses.
May 12th, 2001 - huh huh, you said coffee!
May 8th, 2001 - Are sinks clean?
May 8th, 2001 - they's afta me
May 8th, 2001 - a little bit of me
April 29th, 2001 - come on eileen
April 26th, 2001 - stupid girls
April 24th, 2001 - ode
April 19th, 2001 - porn
Weds April 18th 2001 - continued
April 9th, 2001 - guildenstern's dilemma
April 8th, 2001 - Mr Sun
April 3rd, 2001 - not a good weekend
March 26th, 2001 - the worst insult
Tues Feb 27 2001 - Trust no one
Feb. 26 2001 - the past is lost
Tues Feb 20 2001 - Nick's crap
Feb 18th, 2001 - Words are FUCKING words
February 14th, 2001 - Valentine's Day
Feb 13th, 2001 - teen-angst is for losers
Feb 9th, 2001 - they come in three's
January 17th, 2001 - late night with U2
January 7th, 2001 - Drug Free School Zone
Jan 04, 2001 - mood lighting
May 31, 2005 - Someone Like You
May 29, 2005 - Just say 'Thank You'
May 15, 2005 - Beaten American
May 09, 2005 - Social Schmaltz
May 07, 2005 - I eat babies.
April 19, 2005 - Sexual Predators
April 10, 2005 - Respect My Authoritay
April 07, 2005 - Em Kcuf
March 28, 2005 - Who gives a shit.
March 24, 2005 - A toker and a lover.
February 26, 2005 - State of the Diseased
February 25, 2005 - A New Classic Sham
February 22, 2005 - They hate our freedom
February 22, 2005 - They hate our freedom
February 22, 2005 - Overly dramatic bullshit
January 16, 2005 - Sweet things.
December 28, 2004 - Stupidity of tsunamic proportions.
December 23, 2004 - Work Vacation
December 15, 2004 - HippyDoDa
December 02, 2004 - Anyone seen my (ooow) painkillers?
November 24, 2004 - About 20 hours of shlock.
November 18, 2004 - Retired Porn Stars
November 18, 2004 - War on Somethingoranother
November 15, 2004 - Sexually Baked Marijuana Nicknames
November 04, 2004 - Post Election Blues
November 03, 2004 - Red States Know Best
November 03, 2004 - Semi-Automatic Idiots
November 03, 2004 - Stupid Fucking Country
November 02, 2004 - Kerry by a landslide??
October 29, 2004 - Laughing at it all.
October 21, 2004 - Do you like Polls?
October 19, 2004 - Yankee fans are TERRORISTS!!!
October 05, 2004 - CheneyMan
October 05, 2004 - A Prayer for War
September 23, 2004 - apathetic altruism
September 06, 2004 - Hurricane Frances
August 25, 2004 - Nothing Today
August 23, 2004 - Student Crossing
August 20, 2004 - No Medals
August 17, 2004 - Violent
August 17, 2004 - Fuck the Draft
August 14, 2004 - My Hurricane Dream
August 11, 2004 - Cuddle-Sex
August 10, 2004 - New Layout 5
June 14, 2004 - Knight Rider & Coffee
March 03, 2004 - Naaah .... no similarities!
January 03, 2004 - Trees for the forest, what does that mean?
November 16, 2003 - Knew Knee
November 05, 2003 - Do ya feel lucky Punk!?
November 04, 2003 - nothing original 03
October 26, 2003 - a new family
October 26, 2003 - not dead
September 26, 2003 - Hairy Kisses
September 19, 2003 - amazing
September 09, 2003 - From the Horse's Mouth
September 07, 2003 - Not Sara
August 30, 2003 - Simple hypocrisy.
August 26, 2003 - A path less traveled ... for good reason.
August 22, 2003 - If The Sun Refused to Shine
August 20, 2003 - 200th Episode of the Nick Show
August 12, 2003 - Oh look dear... another Kelly.
August 06, 2003 - Silly Kids
August 06, 2003 - Truth is stranger than fiction.
July 21, 2003 - runawaylittleredridinghood
July 17, 2003 - I Don't Know Shit
July 14th, 2003 - Colorful coincidence
June 25, 2003 - The Real Meanings
June 18th, 2003 - Moderation Isn't Working
June 13th, 2003 - moderately interesting
June 9th, 2003 - Travis Bickle = Me
June 3rd, 2003 - Never Too Old
May 29th, 2003 - Jesus Freak get away!
May 26th, 2003 - Pissy Late-Afternoon Hangover
May 3rd, 2003 - Harpers Index Excerpt
April 13th, 2003 - No Board Shorts and No Dark Poetry ... thank god!
April 10th, 2003 - Great Pussy
April 1st, 2003 - Feel any safer?
April 1st, 2003 - Q & A
March 28th, 2003 - Idiota!
March 28th, 2003 - Eh!
March 25th, 2003 - Damn, I wish I was elsewhere.
March 21st, 2003 - More Harmful
February 22nd, 2003 - Impersonating
February 16th, 2003 - Woohoo, go TIDE!
February 14th, 2002 - Only a woman ......
February 12th, 2003 - Dear Nick!
February 7th, 2003 - If only you knew .....
February 4th, 2003 - YeeHAAAaaaw!
January 29th, 2003 - Gay, Neurotic, or Empowered?
January 29th, 2003 - I'm the MAN, and not the good kind.
January 29th, 2003 - At Least It's Not Porn
January 27th, 2003 - The Bucs Did Whaaaaa?
January 21st, 2003 - Male Double Standards
January 20th, 2003 - I'm not happy.
January 16th, 2003 - it'll only take a second
January 11th, 2003 - Yeah
January 06, 2003 - Faith is the Antithesis of Proof
January 01, 2003 - New Years Blues
December 5th, 2002 - Fucking White People
November 27th, 2002 - Whacky Poets
November 26th, 2002 - garbage-ass CDs from petty thieves
November 22, 2002 - Where to find your TOOL clothes.
October 25th, 2002 - In the spirit of Girls-Suck
October 11, 2002 - Chasing Bottles
October 7th, 2002 - For someone else.
October 7th, 2002 - I like Moisture
October 15th, 2002 - insane 2am drunk ranting
October 3rd, 2002 - Good Ideas Drenched In Sarcasm
October 3rd, 2002 - Cats and idiots.
October 3rd, 2002 - Registered WHAT?
September 12, 2002 - Remembrance Porn
Sept 11, 2002 - Which 9-11 CD should I buy?
September 5th, 2002 - Dee Knee, Dee Knee
August 25th, 2002 - Where the Hell Have you Been?
July 16th, 2002 - Wise old men vs. Valley Girls
July 5th, 2002 - Night of a thousand bangs.
July 1st, 2002 - Coffee Ranting once again
June 27th, 2002 - A Twisted Kind of History
June 24th, 2002 - Damn Eurodrugs
June 19th, 2002 - Now it's YOUR turn!
June 17th, 2002 - Baking on a DoorMat
June 16th, 2002 - Sure, I'll give you guys a lift!
June 13th, 2002 - Music = Lifestyle ..... NOT!
June 10th, 2002 - No Witty Insights
June 9th, 2002 - crap crap crap shit
May 31, 2002 - Anthony Rules.
May 20th, 2002 - Neurosis du jour
May 16th, 2002 - Austin Powers 3 is Today's Top News?
May 6th, 2002 - No more dirty dishes on the floor.
May 2nd, 2002 - Cold Smoothie Daydream
April 23rd, 2002 - Whyfukcantiwakupia
April 3rd, 2002 - A Feat Only Fit For Superman
April 1st, 2002 - Dumb Cracka'
March 28th, 2002 - Sex with WHAT?
March 27th, 2002 - Costnerian Dilemna
March 27th, 2002 - To Quote Emerson ........
March 24th, 2002 - Praise Allah.
March 22nd, 2002 - Death Threats to Myself
March 17th, 2002 - Toys in the Attic, He is Crazy.
March 13th, 2002 - Turning Point
March 10th, 2002 - My car gets better mileage.
March 9th, 2002 - Silent Reference
March 8th, 2002 - Sexual negligence?
March 07, 2002 - Alzheimer's Takes Away The Pain
March 06, 2002 - Picture in Picture
March 06, 2002 - Truth lies at home, or where the kidnapper hid you.
February 26th, 2002 - Mr Rose
February 21st, 2002 - Holla this way.
February 17th, 2002 - Do you know where the bathroom is?
February 15th, 2002 - Up and down and all around.
February 6th, 2002 - How to Dress Like a Massive Tool
2002-02-01 - post-materialism blues
January 22nd, 2002 - we need to [ahem] talk
January 19th, 2002 - Overheard
January 14th, 2002 - Cliche you say.
January 14th, 2002 - here kitty kitty kitty
January 13th, 2002 - Reelly Messed Up
January 11th, 2002 - wishful thinking
January 9th, 2002 - Camp College
January 8th, 2002 - Annoying repetitiveness repetitiveness
January 7th, 2002 - Photolinguastupiditis
January 6th, 2002 - Badass big balls
January 6th, 2002 - Irony with a fork, please.
December 31st, 2001 - Not Another Nick Entry
December 31st, 2001 - too early
December 29th, 2001 - Incompetence
December 27th, 2001 - pizza delivery redundancy
December 23rd, 2001 - Going "home" soon?
December 23rd, 2001 - License to maim ... I mean drive.
December 20th, 2001 - Javacism or Javaligion?
December 16th, 2001 - Flying cars or dying duracells.
December 10th, 2001 - Hi, how are you doing today?
December 9th, 2001 - short description
November 30th, 2001 - Broadband Elites
November 28th, 2001 - low-expectation-having motherf**ker
November 26th, 2001 - Evil Doers
November 18th, 2001 - Caution: Wild Human Beings
November 14th, 2001 - Don't blow up our death star.
November 11th, 2001 - Easy on my head, buddy.
November 6th, 2001 - See you at Disney World. BRING MONEY!
November 6th, 2001 - Social Conditioning my ass!
November 4th, 2001 - 8,000,000,000,000,000,000 people can't be wrong.
November 4th, 2001 - Life is not a paxil commercial.
October 31st, 2001 - bag of vodka and rum
October 29th, 2001 - I've got my foot in my mouth. I think?
October 17th, 2001 - mild delusion
October 16th, 2001 - flag me baby
October 11th, 2001 - Suck it Trebek
October 9th, 2001 - Did you hear sumthin' boss?
October 8th, 2001 - We're going to take over the world Pinky.
October 6th, 2001 - Stuck in a Well
October 6th, 2001 - the end.
October 6th, 2001 - The Father, The Son, and the Holy Carlin
October 6th, 2001 - Cat Nap
October 6th, 2001 - a short description
October 2nd, 2001 - Nick is feeling "PISS OFF". Have a nice day.
October 1st, 2001 - Mommy can I have a gun?
Sept 27th, 2001 - Don't Kill Innocent People, But We Can!
Sept 26th, 2001 - I wish I could answer like this
Sept 20th, 2001 - It's Easy MmmKay
Sept 19th, 2001 - just a cup of coffee please!
Sept 18th, 2001 - Coffee Monster
Sept 16, 2001 - I'm not evil, am I?
Sept 14, 2001 - the wrong direction
Sept 12, 2001 - A Day of Infamy and Presumptions
August 28th, 2001 - Pop-Up Nick
August 10th 2001 - hippy dippy parents
August 8th 2001 - our Friendly Frat Friend
July 18th, 2001 - girl traps
July 11th 2001 - Now this IS a knife!
July 11th 2001 - Karma Sutra
July 11th 2001 - Pizza in Gainesville
July 6th 2001 - boxes for bitches
July 6th 2001 - friendly strangers
July 6th 2001 - sororities suck
July 6th 2001 - Electricity vs furniture
July 6th 2001 - stupid americans
June 29th 2001 - git im Hoss!
June 22nd 2001 - it's all downhill from here
June 20th 2001 - Thunder Fart
June 20th, 2001 - death becomes me
June 19th 2001 - Dr. Lafectra
June 18th, 2001 - Obese Monkey
June 16th, 2001 - shortcut to the sun
June 16th, 2001 - Weedco Industries
June 14th 2001 - Ride wit ya
June 11th 2001 - debt
June 8th, 2001 - money to blow
June 7th, 2001 - fruity romances
June 6th, 2001 - silly egyptians
June 6th, 2001 - Price is Wrong, Bitch
June 3rd 2001 - Pop Feces
May 31st, 2001 - drink til ya puke
May 30th, 2001 - miss cleo kills
May 17th, 2001 - Pa, is that a whale?
May 15th, 2001 - Music of the masses.
May 12th, 2001 - huh huh, you said coffee!
May 8th, 2001 - Are sinks clean?
May 8th, 2001 - they's afta me
May 8th, 2001 - a little bit of me
April 29th, 2001 - come on eileen
April 26th, 2001 - stupid girls
April 24th, 2001 - ode
April 19th, 2001 - porn
Weds April 18th 2001 - continued
April 9th, 2001 - guildenstern's dilemma
April 8th, 2001 - Mr Sun
April 3rd, 2001 - not a good weekend
March 26th, 2001 - the worst insult
Tues Feb 27 2001 - Trust no one
Feb. 26 2001 - the past is lost
Tues Feb 20 2001 - Nick's crap
Feb 18th, 2001 - Words are FUCKING words
February 14th, 2001 - Valentine's Day
Feb 13th, 2001 - teen-angst is for losers
Feb 9th, 2001 - they come in three's
January 17th, 2001 - late night with U2
January 7th, 2001 - Drug Free School Zone
Jan 04, 2001 - mood lighting
